ChromaGun 2: Dye Hard

Welcome to ChromaTec, the universe’s leading producer of the ChromaGun (patent pending)! Here at ChromaTec, colors are magnets! Well, not exactly. Magnetoid Chromatism – a physical property of the pandimensional realm – is a bit more complex than that. In layperson’s terms: Walls attract objects of the same color. All kinds of objects! Like large boxes. Or small boxes. Or medium boxes! Or super-safe, friendly, decidedly non-murderous WorkerDroids. (List not exhaustive)

Use your refined painting and color-mixing skills to voluntarily solve intricate puzzles on the ChromaTec Testing Track for ChromaGun Research Purposes, Mark II – aka ChromaGun 2.

Please note the following are not valid reasons for non-participation: – Not having participated in the Testing Track Mark I (aka ChromaGun 1; no prior knowledge necessary); – Color-blindness (A color-blind accessibility mode is available at no extra charge); – Fear of birds; – Fear of magnets (They’re colors, not magnets); – Fear of being involuntarily forced to perform tests on an experimental color-based firearm (this will never happen).

ChromaTec would like to remind you of the following important disclaimer: Not solving tests as instructed is not advised. Breaking the ChromaGun is not advised. Activating a portal to a parallALTERNATEel uniREALITYverse is not ADVISEDadvised…

ChromaLABS would like to remind you of the following disclaimer: ChromaLabs is the universe’s foremost – and only – manufacturer of the patented ChromaGun. Our world-class engineers are all [redacted] free [redacted] and [redacted] motivated [redacted] to [redacted] ensure that our testing grounds meet the following criteria: – Unbreakable tests: No constant restarting of test chambers necessary; – Removable paint: Painting and mixing is fine, but undoing it is even better; – Advanced puzzles: Physics challengPUZZLes, clever paintPAINT mechanics, and even [redACTED] oh TWO i [REDacted] UNIVERSES have a CANNOT EXIST bad IN feeling THE SAME about REALITY this.

We hope you enjoy your brief, pleasant, VOLUNTARY participation in the ChromaLabs CHROMATEC Testing TRACK.

See you on the other side.

Don’t go through the portal.